You're never too old to play. You're only too old for low-rise jeans.

We're told to go on living our lives as usual, because to do otherwise is to let the terrorists win, and really, what would upset the Taliban more than a gay woman wearing a suit in front of a room full of Jews?

The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself.

I'm going to be kind, because then it all just kind of spreads, and the world is a little nicer out there.

Come on, if you don't win tonight it doesn't mean you're not a good person, it just means you're not a good actor.

We went to lunch and were talking about procrastination and the waitress overheard us and she said, 'I have a problem with procrastination, too.' I said 'Really?... Get my sandwich.'

I don't really ever live my life in fear. I really live my life in gratitude and feeling positive for the most part.