Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I'm happy I could give him work.

Our flaws are what makes us human. If we can accept them as part of who we are, they really don't even have to be an issue.

I would rather be the good aunt who never says anything bad and lets the parents discipline the child.

I've always said, I like my coffee like I like my men... I don't drink coffee.

When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important. It's hard to understand failure when you're going through it, but in the grand scheme of things it's good to fall down - not because you're drunk and not near stairs.

I think beauty comes from actually knowing who you are. That's real beauty to me.

Do you live each day as if it's your first or your last? Either way you should probably have a diaper on.