Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I'm happy I could give him work.

Quick decision makers are often stuck behind annoying people in line at Starbucks.

I'm a fan of people getting together.

That woman in the shampoo commercial - she's happy. She's... she's too happy.

I get my dance moves from just moving around and listening to music and not really worrying about if it's perfect or not.

You have to have funny faces and words, you can't just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that's why it's hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful.

No, we can't be friends. You're my mom. You're what i talk to my friends about.