Beauty isn’t between a size zero and a size eight, it is not a number at all. It is not physical.

I like to try new things because I get bored so easily.

Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost.

Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.

I get paid very well for an amazing, amazing life. I'm blessed.

I watch people's behavior and notice things. I think that's why I became a comedian. I notice how stupid the things we do are.

The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on the other line. Once she said "God Bless you" I said, "I didn't sneeze" She looked deep into my eyes and said, "You will, eventually." And damn it if she wasn't right. Two days later I sneezed.