I cannot imagine not going home to animals. They are the closest thing to God. They don't harbour resentment.

I don't consider myself an interviewer as much as an entertainer.

There are people who study germs. I believe they are called Germans

It would be horrible to live with someone who didn't like the same things you like.

I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known as a kind person.

Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.

I do it because I love animals and I saw the reality. And I just couldn't ignore it anymore. I'm healthier for it, I'm happier for it. I can't imagine that if you're putting something in your body that is filled with fear or anxiety or pain, that that isn't somehow going to be inside of you.