I see those picketers, and I think you know, if I weren't a loving, non-violent, spiritual person, I would really go over there and grab those signs and smash them over their heads and shove them up their asses. But...I'm a loving, spiritual person.
Ellen DeGeneresSomething big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married.
Ellen DeGeneresFor a long time I thought I knew for sure who I was. I grew up in New Orleans and became a comedian. And there was everything that came along with that. The nightclubs. The smoking. The drinking. Then I turned 13.
Ellen DeGeneresIt's our challenges and obstacles that give us layers of depth and make us interesting.
Ellen DeGeneres