Though you feel you're not where you're suppose to be, you shouldn't worry because that next turn that you take, it will lead you to where you wanna go.

I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!

I just want to find somebody special, somebody that I click with.

That woman in the shampoo commercial - she's happy. She's... she's too happy.

You know me. Any excuse to put on a dress.

We use only 10% of our brains... Imagine how smart we would be if we used the other 60%!

Start thinking positively. You will notice a difference. Instead of 'I think I'm a loser,' try 'I definitely am a loser.' Stop being wishy-washy about things! How much more of a loser can you be if you don't even know you are one? Either you are a loser or you are not. Which is it, stupid?