Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
I make enemies deliberately. They are the sauce piquante to my dish of life.
Serve the dinner backward, do anything - but for goodness sake, do something weird.
The loudest psalm singer in the congregation always is a reformed sinner.
Good manners - the longer I live the more convinced I am of it - are a priceless insurance against failure and loneliness. And anyone can have them.
don't try for wit. Settle for humor. You'll last longer.