The secret of my success is that no woman has ever been jealous of me.
Nothing spoils a good party like a genius.
Seeing unhappiness in the marriage of friends, I was content to have chosen music and laughter as a substitute for a husband.
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
I make enemies deliberately. They are the sauce piquante to my dish of life.
don't try for wit. Settle for humor. You'll last longer.