don't try for wit. Settle for humor. You'll last longer.
Serve the dinner backward, do anything - but for goodness sake, do something weird.
Nothing spoils a good party like a genius.
Etiquette-a fancy word for simple kindness.
Only those who have earned leisure know how to use it profitably.
To get fifty people to a cocktail party in New York, you ask one hundred. In Hollywood, you invite twenty.