don't try for wit. Settle for humor. You'll last longer.
Only those who have earned leisure know how to use it profitably.
Protocol may be defined as the code of etiquette which protects royalty from the competition of intellectual and social superiors.
Cocktails are society's most enduring invention!
Keep your talent in the dark and you'll never be insulted.
I make enemies deliberately. They are the sauce piquante to my dish of life.