Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.

I make enemies deliberately. They are the sauce piquante to my dish of life.

Seeing unhappiness in the marriage of friends, I was content to have chosen music and laughter as a substitute for a husband.

Protocol may be defined as the code of etiquette which protects royalty from the competition of intellectual and social superiors.

Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.

Giving parties is a trivial avocation, but it pays the dues for my union card in humanity.

don't try for wit. Settle for humor. You'll last longer.