Keep your talent in the dark and you'll never be insulted.
I make enemies deliberately. They are the sauce piquante to my dish of life.
Under pressure, people admit to murder, setting fire to the village church or robbing a bank, but never to being bores.
Bores put you in a mental cemetery while you are still walking.
Good manners spring from just one thing - kind impulses.
don't try for wit. Settle for humor. You'll last longer.