Listen to me, convict. I have not traveled all this way to listen to your war stories. So shut your trap before I shut it for you. Commander Julius Root

They have gone. And the tunnel is about to close. So, boys, I am looking for someone to blame.

It was calling me, that button," he offered as his excuse. "I couldn't resist." -MULCH DIGGUMS ON A HIGHLY PRESS-ABLE BUTTON-

If Koboi defeats and presumably murders us both then you can consider the debt null and void.

Commander: What's that? Foaly: It's a finger, what does look like?

You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you.

No alcohol, Riley." She nodded at the screen. "How are you liking the twenty-first century?" Riley burped. "The Take That are most melodic. And God bless Harry Potter is all I can say. If not for him, all of London would have been consumed by the dark arts.