Mulch was not impressed. 'I'm not impressed,' he said.

(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)

Who are you?" he asked. I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer to me as Mistress Koboi for the next five minutes. After that you may refer to me as Aaaaarrrrgh, hold your throat, die screaming, and so on.

Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show.

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom.

We lost the crickets," she said. "Even you can't make that sound tough." ..."I am Butler," he said with a straight-face. "Everything I say sounds tough. Now, get out of the lake, fairy.

When I went to school, I was already reading and writing. In fact, I was offended that the other kids couldn't.