I have a lovely office at the back of my house; it's an old stable and you can see right out to the countryside on one side and into the house on the other side.
Eoin ColferPeople are afraid of you, Arty. Girls are terrified of you. Youโre a fifteen-year-old in a bespoke suit, and nobody died.
Eoin ColferIf things go badly for me tonight, I want you to stay with Mr. Wynter; he will pay you a decent wage.โ โWill he make me bathe?โ โNo, he will debate the matter with you until you decide to wash.โ โAh. One of those.
Eoin Colfer