A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.
Anything else, Butler?" "The cosh, sir.
I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.
How was your... eh... trip?" Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. "Um, eventful.
I feel like Alice falling into Wonderland. A line came to him: It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.
There will be consequences for this, he thought. You can't alter time and not be affected. But whatever the consequences are, I will bear them, because the alternative is too terrible. -Artemis Fowl, The Lost Colony