It would take less than a second for you to die. But that's quite long enough to be in mortal agony, don't you think?

There will be consequences for this, he thought. You can't alter time and not be affected. But whatever the consequences are, I will bear them, because the alternative is too terrible. -Artemis Fowl, The Lost Colony

If it looks like a Dwarf, and it smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf or a latrine wearing dungerees.

I am so sick of you smart kids. Why can't you just boost cars or steal stuff like normal kids?' 'We do steal stuff. Just bigger stuff.

It would take less than a second for you to die. But that's quite long enough to be in mortal agony, don't you think?

A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl

Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers