Maybe Iโll keep you.โ Abbot chuckled and prodded Artemisโs back with his sword. โItโd be nice to have a pet human around. I could teach you tricks.โ โI have a trick for you,โ said Artemis, and he fired a single blast from the gun.
Eoin ColferI hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?
Eoin ColferEither that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.
Eoin ColferI have a lovely office at the back of my house; it's an old stable and you can see right out to the countryside on one side and into the house on the other side.
Eoin ColferLet's save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP will send a crack Retrieval team to get back what has been lost.. You have done so. Excuse me while I titter. Crack team? Honestly. A Cub-Scout patrol armed with water pistols could have defeated them.
Eoin Colfer