I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom.
Eoin ColferMaybe Iโll keep you.โ Abbot chuckled and prodded Artemisโs back with his sword. โItโd be nice to have a pet human around. I could teach you tricks.โ โI have a trick for you,โ said Artemis, and he fired a single blast from the gun.
Eoin ColferYou know, Miss Holly, you look very dramatic like that, backlit by the fire. Very attractive, if I may say so. I know you shared a moment passionne with Artemis which he subsequently fouled up with his typical boorish behavior. Let me just throw something out there for you to consider while we're chasing the probe: I share Artemis's passion but not his boorishness. No pressure; just think about it. This was enough to elicit a deafening moment of silence even in the middle of a crisis, which Orion seemed to be blissfully unaffected by.
Eoin Colfer