Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face.

Can we please focus? We are supposed to be professionals." Holly said. "Not me!" said Orion cheerily, "I'm just a Teenager with hormones running wild and may I say, young fairy lady, they're running wild in your direction.

Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition.

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

Excuse me, Captain. Are you two going to weep salty tears of admiration over a helmet all night, or do we have matters to discuss?

When I went to school, I was already reading and writing. In fact, I was offended that the other kids couldn't.

(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!