Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face.

My bugs don't have bugs.

(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!

I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!!

I bet," said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn." Opal tapped the suggestion into a small electronic notepad on her pocket computer. Thanks for that. Now, tell me everything.

I have to tell you, Arty, a screw up this early in the proceedings doesn't exactly fill me with confidence. I hope you're as clever as you keep telling everyone you are." "I never tell anybody exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon.