A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.

I have always loved 'Stig of the Dump.' I think reading that book made me officially realise that I was a reader.

Yes. Because every family needs a laser for thier family jet.

That’s what I thought. When I looked that human in the face. I figured he was either a genius or crazy.” Artemis’s cool eyes glared at them from the screen. “So which is it?” asked Foaly. “A genius or crazy?” Root grabbed his tri-barreled blaster from the gun rack. “What’s the difference?

Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS!

I am unarmed. But Butler here, my ...ah...butler, has a Sig Saucer in his shoulder holster, two shrike-throwing knives in his boots, aderringer two-shot up his sleeve, garrotte wire in his watch, and three stun greanades concealed in variouse pockets. Anything else, Butler?

A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl