Commander: What's that? Foaly: It's a finger, what does look like?
I often meet frustrated young writers who say they've only got so far and just can't finish a book. Even if you don't happen to use what you've worked on that day, it has taught you something and you'll be amazed when you might come back to it and use it again.
I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.
We lost the crickets.
Yes. Because every family needs a laser for thier family jet.
Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.