If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.

Who or what inspires you?" "I must admit that I often read my own articles in scientific journals and inspire myself.

I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.

Boo-hoo. Help me, I'm a girl. What kind of modern woman are you? A smart one.

How was your... eh... trip?" Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. "Um, eventful.

As a child, Zaphod had been diagnosed with ADHDDAAADHD (ntm) ABT which stood for Always Dreaming His Dopey Days Away, Also Attention Deficit Hyperflactulance Disorder (not to mention) A Bit Thick.

(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)