Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy.
Eoin Colfer...to be injured on this tundra would lead to a quick and painful deathโor at the very least abject humiliation before the popping flashes of the tourist season's tail end, which was slightly less painful than a painful death, but lasted longer.
Eoin ColferHow was your... eh... trip?" Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. "Um, eventful.
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