If you're going to read five books, three should be issues and two for fun.

(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!

Artemis: (shocked) Why, Doctor? This is a sensitive area. For all you know I could be suffering from depression. Doctor Po: I suppose you could. Is that the case? Artemis: (head in hands) It's my mother, Doctor. Doctor Po: Yes? Artemis: My mother, she... Doctor Po: Your mother, yes? Artemis: She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy when the school's so-called counsellors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees.

I can grow cameras!" she had shrieked at the Brill brothers during one briefing. "Who's to say that despicable centaur Foaly hasn't succeded in splicing surveillance equiptment to plants? So get rid of all the flowers. Rocks, too. I don't trust them. Sullen little blebers.

The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.

gold is power-artemis fowl I liked the artemis fowl series because its about a boy genius

Ma was using her for-company voice. Sweet on the outside but with an underlying death threat.