I am older and have more control over my empathy,' said Qwan. 'That's why I didn't throw up.' And having said that, he threw up.

We get an apartment together, and after a whirlwind courtship you marry my sister and honeymoon in Vegas.

When you've come face-to-face with the dark side of the school yard, life doesn't hold many surprises.

I am perhaps unusual in that I came to 'Doctor Who' through the numerous novelisations and not through the television show.

Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face.

The only other scenario that could explain everything, up to and including your own bizarre apperance, is a convoluted conspiracy theory involving the Russian Mafia and a crack team of plastic surgeons.

'Insanity... I like it."