Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder

Well, I don't like the first bit and I don't know the last bit. So I'm really hoping the middle bit is exceptional.

Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter.

He knew that Dr. Argon would advise him against bottling up his emotions as it would lead to psychological scarring in the long term.

She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl

Holly is alive,' thought Foaly 'My princess lives,'exulted Orion. 'And we're chasing a dragon

Boo-hoo. Help me, I'm a girl. What kind of modern woman are you? A smart one.