I'm LEP. A captain. No rent-a-cop gnome is going to stand in the way of my orders.

The next minute or so was spent howling on the ceiling . Imp No.1 joined in, but he wasn't really feeling it. It shouldn't be "Who do we hate?", he thought, it really should be "whom", but this probably wasn't a good time to bring that up.

Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy.

I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots.

She can't afford to commit more troops,' Holly whispered. 'The gate is her priority, and she needs to have as many Berserkers watching her back as possible. We are secondary at this point.' 'That will be her undoing,' Artemis gasped, already suffering under the weight of the flak jacket. 'Artemis Fowl will never be secondary.' 'I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?' said Holly.

I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.

I have no time for babbling foolishness.” “Don’t be so hasty,” said Victor. “There’s always time for babbling.