I'm LEP. A captain. No rent-a-cop gnome is going to stand in the way of my orders.

I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots.

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

I have no time for babbling foolishness.” “Don’t be so hasty,” said Victor. “There’s always time for babbling.

Artemis looked at Holly and felt a tremendous affection for her... he could properly appreciate how fierce and beautiful his best friend was... She is truly magical, thought Artemis. Perhaps her qualities are more obvious to me now that I have decided to sacrifice myself.

And it's amazing how much noise people ignoring each other can make.

Doobie always wanted to see the badge. It was shiny, and he was eight.