I'm LEP. A captain. No rent-a-cop gnome is going to stand in the way of my orders.

A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.

Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.

The next minute or so was spent howling on the ceiling . Imp No.1 joined in, but he wasn't really feeling it. It shouldn't be "Who do we hate?", he thought, it really should be "whom", but this probably wasn't a good time to bring that up.

And it's amazing how much noise people ignoring each other can make.

Tea? At the beach? No time for luxuries, Holly. There is important work to be done.” He winked at Butler. “Are you sure you’re at the library? I thought I heard water.” Artemis smiled, enjoying the exchange. “Water? Surely not. The only thing flowing here is information.” “Are you grinning, Artemis? For some reason I get the feeling that you’re wearing that smug smile of yours.

How was your... eh... trip?" Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. "Um, eventful.