I'm LEP. A captain. No rent-a-cop gnome is going to stand in the way of my orders.

The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.

Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder

I am not exuding anything," said Holly through gritted teeth. Orion tapped her shoulder. "I beg to differ. You're exuding right now, a wonderful aura. It's pastel blue with little dolphins.

No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.

If you're going to read five books, three should be issues and two for fun.

In my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do it. Girls are smarter—they plan ahead. They think about not getting caught.