Thatโs what I thought. When I looked that human in the face. I figured he was either a genius or crazy.โ Artemisโs cool eyes glared at them from the screen. โSo which is it?โ asked Foaly. โA genius or crazy?โ Root grabbed his tri-barreled blaster from the gun rack. โWhatโs the difference?
Eoin ColferPeople are afraid of you, Arty. Girls are terrified of you. Youโre a fifteen-year-old in a bespoke suit, and nobody died.
Eoin Colferhow does she know it's the right room?' wondered Descant. Oh, I don't know; mabye it's the magical red glow coming from the doorway, or perhaps it's the deafening howl of the temporal winds.' said Mervall. Descant nodded.'You could be right, brother. And don't think I don't know sarcasm when I hear it.
Eoin ColferArtemis: Holly, how did you find me? Holly: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered: now, who could that be?
Eoin ColferThe next minute or so was spent howling on the ceiling . Imp No.1 joined in, but he wasn't really feeling it. It shouldn't be "Who do we hate?", he thought, it really should be "whom", but this probably wasn't a good time to bring that up.
Eoin ColferMost craft give a nod, however brief and unfriendly, towards beauty. Vogon ships did not nod towards beauty. They pulled on ski masks and mugged beauty in a dark alley They spat in the eye of beauty and bludgeoned their wait through the notions of aesthetics and aerodynamics. Vogon cruisers did not so much travel through space as defile it and toss it aside.
Eoin Colfer