There will be consequences for this, he thought. You can't alter time and not be affected. But whatever the consequences are, I will bear them, because the alternative is too terrible. -Artemis Fowl, The Lost Colony

And one more thing. About my name — Artemis — you were right. In London, it is generally a female name, after the Greek goddess of archery. But every now and then a male comes along with such a talent for hunting that he earns the right to use the name. I am that male. Artemis the hunter. I hunted you.

Control puberty?" snorted the bodyguard."If you manage that, you'll be the first.

The two of them went down in a heap, with not even a turkey to break their fall.

Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.

In my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do it. Girls are smarter—they plan ahead. They think about not getting caught.

We get an apartment together, and after a whirlwind courtship you marry my sister and honeymoon in Vegas.