There will be consequences for this, he thought. You can't alter time and not be affected. But whatever the consequences are, I will bear them, because the alternative is too terrible. -Artemis Fowl, The Lost Colony

Commander: What's that? Foaly: It's a finger, what does look like?

There were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than Butler, and he was related to one of them. The other lived on an island in the South China Sea, and spent his days meditating and beating up palm trees. You had to feel sorry for the B'wa Kell.

You wouldn't know a clue if it danced in front of you with a T-Shirt that read 'I'm a clue

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

gold is power-artemis fowl I liked the artemis fowl series because its about a boy genius

If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.