How was your... eh... trip?" Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. "Um, eventful.

Foaly twitched his tail contentedly. Genius. No point in being humble about it.

I have always loved 'Stig of the Dump.' I think reading that book made me officially realise that I was a reader.

Miss me? Bet you did ... so would I.

I feel like Alice falling into Wonderland. A line came to him: It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.

There is no such thing as a happy ending. Every culture has a maxim that makes this point, while nowhere in the Universe is there a single gravestone that reads 'He Loved Everything About His Life, Especially the Dying Bit at the End'.

Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.