How was your... eh... trip?" Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. "Um, eventful.

Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese.

You need to stop thinking with your head, Mud Boy, and start thinking with your heart.” Artemis sighed. The heart was an organ for pumping oxygen-rich blood to the cells. It could no more think than an apple could tap-dance.

Will you miss him Holly?” he asked suddenly. [...] “No,” she said. “I will not miss him.” But her eyes told the real story.

A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.

What many people don't know about 'Peter Pan' is that it's a very violent book and Hook is one of the most finely observed villains ever.

Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder