Waitress: "And to drink?" Artemis: "Spring water. Irish, if you have it. And no ice, please. As your ice is no doubt made from tap water, which rather defeats the purpose of spring water.
Eoin ColferAnd I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass.
Eoin ColferArtemis: Holly, how did you find me? Holly: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered: now, who could that be?
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