Holly, do you trust me?” Holly groaned. “Artemis, don’t ask me that. I just know one of your outrageous plans is coming.” “Do you trust me?” “Yes,” Holly sighed. “I do. More than anyone.

If it looks like a Dwarf, and it smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf or a latrine wearing dungerees.

I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?

Chief of security : They have a tank! How did they get a tank up here?

Scientists are the enemies of tradition , and tradition own all the prisons. - Victor Vigny

I have to tell you, Arty, a screw up this early in the proceedings doesn't exactly fill me with confidence. I hope you're as clever as you keep telling everyone you are." "I never tell anybody exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show.