If the crowd is full of assholes, it's no fun. If the crowd is cool, it's great.

I just grew up with it [The Simpsons]. The first season came on when I was 5, 6 years old, and the show evolved as I was growing up and got funnier and funnier and, by the time I was in 12th grade, they were at their funniest.

I think we give human beings too much credit. We're primates, you know.

I'm a lurker and a creep. Women don't like me because I sleep standing up, like a horse.

Before The Simpsons, I was 4 years old, so I don't know exactly what I was thinking before that.

I'm insecure, and I need the validation of strangers to feel whole. So, I need every single racist 12-year-old on the Internet to like me, or I don't feel complete.

If there's an intelligence behind the joke - - it's a good joke.