The president is the country's scapegoat more than the country's leader; the president has as much power as we think the president has. Whoever has the most money is the puppet master.

I care a lot; I'm very sensitive.

A hole is a hole has always been my motto.

Before The Simpsons, I was 4 years old, so I don't know exactly what I was thinking before that.

I feel like we put all the weight on the president, rather than distributing the weight to all of the elected officials.

I'm not a very good actor, so I break character all the time.

If there's an intelligence behind the joke - - it's a good joke.