Before The Simpsons, I was 4 years old, so I don't know exactly what I was thinking before that.

They [ The Simpsons] are just like the Bible to me as far as what the high-water mark of comedy.

A hole is a hole has always been my motto.

When I'm watching South Park I don't think it's written by neo-Nazis. They know exactly what they're doing.

I'm an elderly Jewish lesbian trapped in a 33 year old nerd's body.

You can make fun of your own a lot easier than someone else's.

I'm an Aries. I need everybody to like me.