You can make fun of your own a lot easier than someone else's.

I'm an elderly Jewish lesbian trapped in a 33 year old nerd's body.

The president is the country's scapegoat more than the country's leader; the president has as much power as we think the president has. Whoever has the most money is the puppet master.

I can't tell if the world is worse now or if we just have more cameras. There are cameras everywhere, so now the world knows how bad the world is.

Let's hit the joke once and move on to the next joke and just keep it where we have as many jokes per square inch as possible.

How many n-bombs are dropped? It depends on what I post.

If there's an intelligence behind the joke - - it's a good joke.