A hole is a hole has always been my motto.

If the crowd is full of assholes, it's no fun. If the crowd is cool, it's great.

I can't tell if the world is worse now or if we just have more cameras. There are cameras everywhere, so now the world knows how bad the world is.

I'm insecure, and I need the validation of strangers to feel whole. So, I need every single racist 12-year-old on the Internet to like me, or I don't feel complete.

I care a lot; I'm very sensitive.

I'm a lurker and a creep. Women don't like me because I sleep standing up, like a horse.

I don't think comedians take advantage of the fact that television and film are visual mediums.