[The people that worked on The Simpsons] just had good taste. They knew how to execute absurd jokes.

I'm an Aries. I need everybody to like me.

Like I said, a sketch is one joke. They shouldn't really be more than a minute, two minutes. There are some shows where the sketch goes on for five minutes. It's like, "I get it! I'm already bored. I did like the joke, but I don't anymore, because you went on too long."

Comedy is often about pain.

I think we give human beings too much credit. We're primates, you know.

I will smoke crack before I die. I want to see what all the hubbub is about.

A hole is a hole has always been my motto.