I think we give human beings too much credit. We're primates, you know.

I think that we put too much weight on who the president is.

I think everyone is bi, right? There's no such thing as sexual orientation, or race, or gender. Those are all obsolete man-made concepts.

Let's hit the joke once and move on to the next joke and just keep it where we have as many jokes per square inch as possible.

I think if the joke is in good taste - it's a good joke.

You see a lot of sketch variety shows where each segment is one joke that they repeat over and over and over again, and the sketches are always three or four minutes too long.

I'm an elderly Jewish lesbian trapped in a 33 year old nerd's body.