I think we give human beings too much credit. We're primates, you know.

Let's hit the joke once and move on to the next joke and just keep it where we have as many jokes per square inch as possible.

You can't really feel the direct change from one president to another versus people closer to you in local elections.

I can't tell if the world is worse now or if we just have more cameras. There are cameras everywhere, so now the world knows how bad the world is.

I think if the joke is in good taste - it's a good joke.

I'm not a very good actor, so I break character all the time.

You see a lot of sketch variety shows where each segment is one joke that they repeat over and over and over again, and the sketches are always three or four minutes too long.