All this cuddling and kissing on stage these days, well it's all right in football when someone scores a goal, but not when you're playing darts.

I like a drink, mate. I'll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out.

My dad was an Arsenal supporter and he used to take me there, but I've always been Chelsea.

I remember when we were in the World Cup in Australia and I had to win the singles against Tony Payne, best of seven legs, to win it. I was 2-0 down but ended up beating him 4-2.

I've got a nice little crafty deal with the people in Barbados; 10 days out there teaching the locals how to play darts for an hour a day. Get paid for that as well.

I love cheese and biscuits, the stronger the better.

The Crafty Cockney had a picture of the owner dressed up as a copper, so I brought it home, wore it on TV and the name just stuck.