All this cuddling and kissing on stage these days, well it's all right in football when someone scores a goal, but not when you're playing darts.

I've got a nice little crafty deal with the people in Barbados; 10 days out there teaching the locals how to play darts for an hour a day. Get paid for that as well.

I was born at the right time. I was a freak - the only young player when darts took off in the 1970s.

My dad was an Arsenal supporter and he used to take me there, but I've always been Chelsea.

The Crafty Cockney had a picture of the owner dressed up as a copper, so I brought it home, wore it on TV and the name just stuck.

I have two bowls of confidence for breakfast each morning.

You can't drink too many otherwise you can't see what you're throwing at.