Nah, I don't watch TV either, apart from a few sports programmes. I just don't have the time.

The Crafty Cockney had a picture of the owner dressed up as a copper, so I brought it home, wore it on TV and the name just stuck.

I love cheese and biscuits, the stronger the better.

I like a drink, mate. I'll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out.

I was born at the right time. I was a freak - the only young player when darts took off in the 1970s.

All this cuddling and kissing on stage these days, well it's all right in football when someone scores a goal, but not when you're playing darts.

I've got a nice little crafty deal with the people in Barbados; 10 days out there teaching the locals how to play darts for an hour a day. Get paid for that as well.