You could feel the place going crazy because we hadn't been on stage together for maybe 35 years and the audience could just feel us in the darkness come on and they went nuts. It made the little hairs stand up on the back of my neck and we sang Sit on My Face, which I thought was wonderfully appropriate for George's memorial, and then we bowed and we showed our bare asses.

John Cleese once told me he'd do anything for money. So I offered him a pound to shut up, and he took it.

We destroy icons - that's what we do.

I don't necessarily know much about comedy, I don't spend a lot of time watching it. Mainly because all my life for about 50 years I've had comedy.

There's animals like us existing and thinking and giving interviews on Australian television.

Reading Alan Zweibel makes me laugh out loud. And yet it is not a particularly funny name.

I hate movies. They're so boring. So tedious.