Writers tend to suffer from back problems because they spend their time bent over a desk.

I'm not careful with my money at all these days. I buy people a lot of dinners!

I always have a feeling you should move the playing field and the minute you know what you're doing, you're wrong. Therefore, I wanted us not to try to follow Spamalot immediately, but to do something different. This is perfect because it uses all the same skills, like story telling and lyric writing and music writing, but it's presenting it in a different form. And of course it gives me and John a nice chance to perform and show off which is also fun.

Learn to trust yourself. That's very vital. ... Just stand with yourself. Remember, in his lifetime, Van Gogh sold only two paintings. I personally sold even fewer.

My wife, Tania, is very big on dogs, so I'm always paying out to animal charities.

You could write a joke in the pub at lunchtime and watch it performed on television that evening.

I won't read scripts because I have a limited amount of time. Why should I help other people do lame stuff when I can just go out and put on lame stuff of my own?