I pay taxes in three countries, but can't vote in any of them.

I've got soggy thighs. It must be dinner time.

We never have that thought! The whole object is to bite off more than you can chew. John [Du Prez] always says, Eric thinks of something completely insane and insists we go in that direction. It's the correct way to look at things and the correct place to start, I think.

If anything can survive the probe of humour it is clearly of value, and conversely all groups who claim immunity from laughter are claiming special privileges which should not be granted.

I used to have a house in London, but couldn't face 20 more years of St John's Wood in the rain.

I didn't want to be big Mr. Ego walking around.

Executives do not on the whole do well with comedy. They can't understand it, they can't read it, they can't spot it.