The dreadful thing about getting older is you cry at the drop of a hat.
I don't necessarily know much about comedy, I don't spend a lot of time watching it. Mainly because all my life for about 50 years I've had comedy.
What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG!
I get to be the first doctor in the family [because of the honorary degree they're giving me].
I didn't want to be big Mr. Ego walking around.
Learn to trust yourself. That's very vital. ... Just stand with yourself. Remember, in his lifetime, Van Gogh sold only two paintings. I personally sold even fewer.