Of the sparkling wines, the most famous is Perth Pink. This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is "beware". This is not a wine for drinking; this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.

I listen to the audience and try and bounce with them. All audiences are different. But they are all homo sapiens.

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

Life is a comedy when watching and a tragedy when experiencing. I try and share anything I have.

If the studios paid the artists, how would they ever be able to afford the executives?

I've always found bad films more enjoyable than good ones.

Filming a pirate film is always good fun, with ships and indecent clothing.