You'd be amazed how much research you can get done when you have no life whatsoever.

I've wanted to own a DeLorean since I was 10 years old, but it always seemed like a silly daydream. Like owning the "A-Team" van or something.

I've been invited to speak at about 20 colleges. There's always this moment when I'm having dinner with the college president: 'Ernie, where'd you go to school?'

For one quarter, Black Tiger lets me escape from my rotten existence for three glorious hours. Pretty good deal.

I watched a lot of YouTube videos of cute geeky girls playing '80s cover tunes on ukuleles. Technically, this wasn't part of my research, but I had a serious cute-geeky-girls-playing-ukuleles fetish that I can neither explain nor defend.

Being human totally sucks most of the time. Videogames are the only thing that make life bearable.

Video games paid for my house. What am I saying? Go ahead and keep playing!