You'd be amazed how much research you can get done when you have no life whatsoever.

I've wanted to own a DeLorean since I was 10 years old, but it always seemed like a silly daydream. Like owning the "A-Team" van or something.

I was just starting out, trying to become a screenwriter, and I became the Austin slam champion three times. For a nerdy, kind of a socially awkward guy, that did wonders for my self esteem.

You were born at a pretty crappy time in history. And it looks like things are only gonna get worse from here on out.

I never ran out of ammo, because each time I fired a round, a new round was teleported into the bottom of the clip. My bullet bill this month was going to be huge.

No one in the world gets what they want and that is beautiful.

As far as my house, I have a ton of video games and three or four old consoles.