I have gone from local obscurity to national obscurity to international obscurity. Once I learn how to monetize obscurity, I will be rich.

Have you ever considered that your perception of reality could be wrong? If you haven't, this is a pretty good sign that it is.

When you need something tedious done, and don't have time for it, give it to a workaholic. This way, both of you will be happy.

Unfortunately, money is more often misused and abused than used intelligently. Most people haven't figured out how to use money wisely to truly enhance their lives. Most, it seems, act rationally with their money only when they can't dream up any more irrational ways to spend it. To be sure, financial insanity has developed its own big following including you and me.

If you believe that happiness can be bought, then why don't you try selling some of yours?

Being unemployed is the true test of who you really are.

When money is lost, a little is lost. When time is lost, much more is lost. When health is lost, practically everything is lost. And when creative spirit is lost, there is nothing left.