When you need something tedious done, and don't have time for it, give it to a workaholic. This way, both of you will be happy.

If you end up getting into a fight with someone, make sure that you win by at least half a mile.

Occasionally, you will be given the chance to be either intellectual or pleasant. Leave being intellectual to others.

Try to earn your $$$$$$ before you spend them.

Understand that workaholics aren't productive people. Quite the contrary. A workaholic is someone who takes twice as much time to accomplish half as much as a Lazy Achiever.

Just one great idea can change your life dramatically. Look for it. It's there somewhere!

Want to know the secret behind The Secret? The Law of Attraction will not bring you abundance and prosperity for just thinking pleasant, positive thoughts. It is no cosmic mistake that the word "attraction" has the word "action" in it. Abundance is, in fact, the result of creative thinking and a lot of action. Much action, much prosperity, in other words. What are you waiting for?