The rest of my life will be devoted to women and litigation
By instinct I'm an adventurer; by choice I'd like to be a writer; by pure, unadulterated luck, I'm an actor.
I can't imagine anything more stressful than monogamy.
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper.
The public has always expected me to be a playboy, and a decent chap never lets his public down.