The public has always expected me to be a playboy, and a decent chap never lets his public down.
I can't imagine anything more stressful than monogamy.
By instinct I'm an adventurer; by choice I'd like to be a writer; by pure, unadulterated luck, I'm an actor.
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
The rest of my life will be devoted to women and litigation
It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper.