My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper.
The rest of my life will be devoted to women and litigation
The public has always expected me to be a playboy, and a decent chap never lets his public down.
I can't imagine anything more stressful than monogamy.
By instinct I'm an adventurer; by choice I'd like to be a writer; by pure, unadulterated luck, I'm an actor.