The public has always expected me to be a playboy, and a decent chap never lets his public down.
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
I can't imagine anything more stressful than monogamy.
The rest of my life will be devoted to women and litigation
It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper.
By instinct I'm an adventurer; by choice I'd like to be a writer; by pure, unadulterated luck, I'm an actor.