It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper.
The public has always expected me to be a playboy, and a decent chap never lets his public down.
I can't imagine anything more stressful than monogamy.
By instinct I'm an adventurer; by choice I'd like to be a writer; by pure, unadulterated luck, I'm an actor.
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
The rest of my life will be devoted to women and litigation