By the way, is there anything sadder than toys on a grave?

By the way, is there anything sadder than toys on a grave?

I believe in God, but I don't think you have to go crazy to prove it.

I brought a picture with me that I had at home, of a girl in a swing with a castle and pretty blue bubbles in the background, to hang in my room, but that nurse here said the girl was naked from the waist up and not appropriate. You know, I've had that picture for fifty years and I never knew she was naked. If you ask me, I don't think the old men they've got here can see well enough to notice that she's bare-breasted. But, this is a Methodist home, so she's in the closet with my gallstones.

He had mourned each of those great trains as, one by one, they were pulled off the lines and left to rust in some yard, like old aristocrats, fading away; antique relics of times gone by.

No matter what you look like, there's somebody who's gonna think you're the handsomest man in the world.

If you do everything in your power to avoid writing and still can't, then you must be a writer.